Gewgaw&Chapalang

weak.

i fell asleep at tuition and i just stuck my pinkie in the fan. hurts ttm. fucktard.

goodnight world.

BE GONE ALL YE CHEENA PIANGS

faced with bad english and cheena porks day in day out is like pure madness. unadulterated pure breed who spells ‘angel’ as ‘angle’ and uses coterie acronyms and abbreviations. like a fish out of water, i’m just banging my head against a brick wall whenever i converse with them. it pisses me off to no end. i’ve given up. i figured they’re like ships which pass in the night so why bother to try and fit in. i’d rather lunch alone.

look out for quicksand, there is high ground

waking up at such ungodly hours is like death. its killing me. awful much. im brooding over something but i just cant figure out what exactly. work? moolah? sekolah? all the above? i really need to calm my bad vibes. cant stand myself. such a pessimist always anticipating the worst. all the unforeseeable but probable contingencies. but i’d rather wear a worried expression than being caught unprepared and unguarded. so vulnerable. like a nude woman on the street. like people packed in an automobile which is travelling downhill without lights at terrific speed and driven by a 4 year old. i know my similes kinda suck but you get my drift. at least the radio station’s a star at such wee hours. ive had my fave hits played consecutively. hahaa.. free consolation. anyhooo, im gonna continue with this dreadful pessimism and share with y’all this depressing article and analysis of singapore having the lowest wages and domestic purchasing power among other major asian counterparts (http://www.temasekreview.com/2009/08/25/an-analysis-of-the-ubs-study-singapore-has-the-lowest-wages-and-domestic-spending-purchasing-power-among-the-asian-tigers-part-1/) we singas are paupers in a first-world economy and our standards of living aint a far cry from the russians. how disappointing! fyi, im not doing any econs assignment just happened to chance upon it. do read the latter article! its so unvarnished and ‘unpropaganda’! like the roof caved in and the truth came out. hahahaha (http://www.temasekreview.com/2009/08/26/an-analysis-of-the-ubs-study-part-2-moving-towards-a-russian-standard-of-living/) i know its heavy stuff and thought-provoking, but i, eh no, WE need to be prepared for post-graduation! perhaps i should set a five-year plan for myself and that ought to include emigration. and luxembourg will be my foremost consideration.. “Luxembourg is a trilingual country; German, French and Luxembourgish are official languages.” bet you didnt know that! lol neither do i. got that from wiki HAHAHA but wtf’s luxembourgish? is there even such a language? have you even heard of it? have you even met any luxembourgians? luxembourgists? luxems? aiyaaaa whatvr they’re called laa. ponder on that ppl. laterrssss.

thecerealkiller

545am sees me munching on cereals. my hunger and constant loo visits have kept me awake throughout. need sleeping pills badly! body clock aint responding, all too rusty.

numbskull

its 3am. i have sekolah in the morning but im wide awake because i stupidly left my wet towel on the bed and now my sheets are soaked and i cant possibly sleep on a wet bed. its like sleeping on your own urine. cept for that, your head/face doesnt actually come in contact with your pee. of all spots, i chose to place my wet towel on the area where i rest my head. fyi, i dont sleep on my pillows! my pillows are my ear muffs. i hide under them. aiyaaa, you peeps wldnt understand my agony right now. my bed has always been my pride and joy. its the only clean item in my room. my bed is my sanctuary! so sacred, i kept it all white! ah seng isnt allowed to change my sheets to any other colours cept for pure white! he had to trade his white sheets with my impulsive purchase of pink sheets. and all my white bed linens have to be 100% cotton! absolutely no polyester tolerated. hughhhhh

i am still fucking unemployed. i wanna quit sekolah! so sick of this bloody human cycle.

Dear Lord, i know ive sinned. so let me die in my sleep! Amen.

you stink

just found out from paxton’s tweets that CW’s cancelling ‘the beautiful life’!! like what after mere 2 epis?! so viewers are gonna be left hanging in the air not knowing whats happening next!? how could you CW?! there goes paxton, barton and tortorella! when will i ever see them on the same screen again huhhuhhuh? srsly TBL’s wayyyyy better than 90210 which simply spells lame and boring! hughhhh

take a chill pill take a relaxative

im constipated. BOOHOOHOO! i took laxatives like hours ago. apparently im immune to those pills alr cos till now i hvnt had a single poop. feel soooo dirttyyyy and contaminated. srsly in need of detoxification. have i ever mentioned i developed a phobia of constipation since after i heard a story told by 陈老师? she shared with us a story supposedly based on a real life encounter. her friend was constipated for a really loooonnnggg time. she was so constipated up till the neck and just one fine day she emptied her bowels through her mouth. in other words, she threw up shit! imagine how traumatized i was! i was only 9 years old back then. so obviously i took her words fo’ shizzle. like how i believe one should not point at a moon cos somehow your ear will be cut by idontknowwhat andand one should not try to catch a glimpse or even stare at those enlarged framed headshot of a deceased, you know those you normally see at a void deck wake. i was told they will haunt you if your line of vision wanders to their peekchure. ohmyyy im having goosebumps as im typing this. k enough. topic diversion! the japs are such a loathsome bunch of rip-offs. they have utterly ruined and tarnished powerpuff girls! i was channel surfing early this noon and happened to catch powerpuff girls 2 on cartoon network. i was so intrigued by that ‘2’ so i watched the entire epi. bad choice, wrong move. its nothing like the original version. with the whole typical girly jap anime plots and predictable “costume-change-while-twirling-non-stop”. just think of sailormoon or cardcaptor sakura. they were dressed in leotards while they were doing the bimbotic costume-change-twirls! PPG in leotards!! sexy to the max pls. bubbles has a power wand. okay, acceptable. but my fave blossom has a pathetic friggin “power yo-yo”!!! like whatthepong?! cant recall buttercup’s. i aint a big fan of her. whatever happened to johnny bravo? cartoon network’s such a disappointment. pardon me for my ranting utterance. blame it on tumblr for this crap entry. tumblr doesnt allow me to share multiple peekchures in a single entry. how user-friendly!