January 2012
1 post
SHALLOW MELLOW
I’d rather be clothed than to be fed.
Granted, I’m FAT now. I’ve got chipmunk cheeks that’s morphing to beaver’s. TSK at myself.
November 2011
1 post
warped humanity
Seriously am I some sort of a bitch magnet?! Why do bitches follow me everywhere I go? Why do I even hafta cross paths with them in the first place?! Like of all people! I’m cursed, aren’t I?! Bitches whom I’ve never spoken a word to before… Bitches whom I’ve stayed out of their lives for yearssss just hafta come knocking on my door. What do all you motherfuckers want...
July 2011
1 post
“Happiness is being able to do what you love with the people you love but without...”
– on a completely random note, my snoopy baby smells like vanilla. so soft and fluffy and vanilla-ish. i wouldn’t be able to resist taking a bite if not for the fur. love my snoopy soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much !!!!
June 2011
4 posts
lost my wits
fuckkkkk this is seriously mind-fucking. for once after so many bloody years i actually do NOT know what i really want!! hate what i’m doing right now. seriously God’s punishing me for being a backslider (technically, not spiritually!). i try fuckerously hard to be NAISE to ppl (ok co-workers to be precise. i’m generally nice to strangers wahaha) but it’s fuckingcheebye...
imma burst your bubble
Solution for disappointment: Less hope/expectation and expel any related thoughts.
reflection fail
I’m not convinced when I see a change in someone. As in personality/character wise. Did it not occur to you that perhaps you were wrong all along, that the person whom you thought you knew isn’t exactly what you’d expected him/her to be. Your initial perception could be just a facade portrayed by the “changed” person, and there’s more to him/her than meets the...
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
8 posts
“It’s always almost never. and, It’s always either, or.”
wretched life
you guys are proving impossible to live with. i can no longer relate to any of you. in fact, i never did. you guys are the bane of my existence, the source of my misery. please die. none of you will be missed. make yourselves scarce forever. because i would if i could.
unpredictable
everyone’s pissing me off lately or that i’m getting rather short-fused and annoyed at the merest and the most trivial. some may not realize this but people get to me easily, be it words or deeds. it triggers my bitchiness to full escalation which i’ve been trying so darn hard to curb. i hate myself for that. why can’t i be more tolerant of others. i used to be nice when i...
February 2011
2 posts
MAJOR TSSSSSSSSSSSSK
urghhhh i hate slooooowwwwwww email corespondents. eh hello, my time is as precious as yours, the clock is ticking away, we’re not getting any younger, our bodies are disintegrating by every second, the world will not wait for you, we’re all a day closer to dying! even globalwarming rate’s faster than your response rate. so please, be efficient!!!! don’t make your problem...
January 2011
2 posts
Les Misérables
a woman over half a century old said to me recently that an indispensable part of happiness is to be without some of the things i want and hence, i will never be genuinely happy. her words struck me deeply. don’t get me wrong, i’m not offended or anything. i was just taken aback she would make such a bold statement when i barely knew her. i think about many things, everything, yet...
counting down...
it’s only been a month and i don’t feel like working anymore. i miss sekolah… but i’m not ready to return. yet. such an unsettling vibe i’m experiencing. idk why. feel like shit. brown smelly sticky shit. flush me down the pipes.
December 2010
1 post
'flabby old chap'
politics doesn’t get more interesting than this. hahahaha… if anyone has that file please send it to me!
November 2010
5 posts
“If you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they...”
deceptively simple
no one truly knows everything about me. no one knows my past, my family history, anything about me in its entirety… no one at all. i lie all the time. i lie at mere ‘how are you?’. it’s like a natural reflex beyond my comprehension and awareness. i’m filled with secrets and stories of the past which may just take two forevers to spill them all. the one and only...
everything also want
i want invisalign for my teeth!!!! my teeth are not perfectly straight and symmetrical if you look closely enough. pretty sure there’s room for improvement. yes i’m anal like that. don’t start the whole nonsense ‘too straight looks fake’ crap. i pay good money for good service = straight teeth. obviously i expected perfectly straight sets! if it looks fake then so be...
Watch
October 2010
1 post
September 2010
3 posts
Sunday Humour →
click on the above link! (i can’t embed it - Embedding disabled by request)
i swear it’s fucking hilarious. only if you understand hokkien, that is.
O cinnamon melts, where art thou?
You are dearly missed :((((
damn you McDonald’s.
August 2010
8 posts
go try go fly so high
my new hair stylist looks like vic zhou and he asked for my fb. so sad right? for me. ya i know. hahahahaa since i’m feeling nice today i shall share this to all the femme out there. y’all should head down to next salon at least once in your lifetime. hair wash includes head + neck massage… orgasmic sia. especially when the shampoo dude massages behind your ears, up n down your...
HOT CROSS SUN
time check 4:04pm temperature at 32 degree celcius
will i get heatstroke if i go jogging now? the sun’s scorching at its peak.
Listen
flop yachaejeon
why does my korean pancake tastes like white chai tao kueh (fried carrot cake)??? i followed all the instructions in the recipe, so why like that?! :(:(:(:( oh well, at least it’s edible. nonetheless, i firmly believe my culinary skills are waiting to be unleashed by yours truly. i just need more practice. heh.
Living irony
I want you to be happy, but not happier than I am. So I’m wishing you enough happiness.
Goodnight.
July 2010
6 posts
hey, aren't you dead?
my dead friend’s online now… on my msn and ONLINE. for real! i. am. spooked.
“You must make your own life amongst the living and, whether you meet fair winds...”
– .
this was playing in my head after i’d seen...
June 2010
4 posts
namai sad dog
i see a hairline crack on my lower molar. not good. die. i’m going toothless at 21?? real naise. toely swell. awesome possum.
someone please kill me already.
nehnehballs & cuckoobird
i am unfriendly and i hate surprises. call me Aloof.
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
sentiment
“You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan, and the next five years trying to be with your friends again.”
it won’t take long, it won’t take too long at all time passes fast, maybe all be over in a minute life is short, one look and is over all we’ve left are memories then all be over with alzheimer/dementia.
-End-
May 2010
3 posts
KNNBCCB ~@!#$%^&*()_+
OHHHHH YOU FUCKEROUS SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! I WISH YOU ETERNAL HELL, MAY YOUR ECZEMA SWALLOW YOU WHOLE!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE INDEED THE MANIFESTATION OF ALL THAT IS FUCKED UP IN THIS WORLD. I REALLY HOPE YOU DIE A TRAGIC AND PAINFUL DEATH, YOU ANALLY INSERTED FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!
I SERIOUSLY MEAN IT. GO TO HELL CUNTFACE.
